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dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.
"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."
dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011
Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.
Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.
Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...
Dickle Whip by AcidRain September 16, 2012