Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

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dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

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dicktegrity

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.

"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."

dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

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Dickle

When your dick is in a pickle (situation).

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.

Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

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Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.

Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...

Dickle Whip by AcidRain September 16, 2012

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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