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Dickhoe

Dickhoe is being a dick and a hoe or whore which can be used as a joke or a hate word.
Jim jim: man I have sex all the time compared to you you're practically a virgin!
John John: Dickhoe.
by TIMEFELINE February 22, 2015
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Dickhoe

A person who utilizes his dick to pleasure many hoes.
Mike: Yo Jennifer, let my dick fuck your strawberry scented pussy.

Jennifer: OMG Mike, you are such a dickhoe and my pussy smells like fish.
by The Disgusting Dickfart August 18, 2016
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psychological dickhead

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.
P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."
by underscore_pain October 21, 2020
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Dickheaded bastard

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"
by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021
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Dickhead Mission

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission
by shawba August 19, 2009
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Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
by Superchuck September 6, 2018
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Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa
Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go
by nintengeek March 14, 2019
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