dickfuzz

A person who is behaving like a knob by being irritating or generally stupid.
Dan: sorry but im not gonna lend you that thirty quid
Mike: why?
Dan: cant be bothered mate
Mike: oh, you dickfuzz
by iliketurtles10 April 30, 2010
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Dickfuzz

When you cum and the cum is somewhat fuzzy.
Madeline, I just dickfuzzed! It's fuzzier than last time.
by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd November 16, 2017
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