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DickFitzer

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose
I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week
by DickFitzer June 29, 2016
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DickWitter

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
by DeeZZ September 11, 2012
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Dickbiter

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008
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Dickfiber

Those long hairs that appears in underwear and sometimes within genitalia.
-Dude i just found dickfiber in my pantsMark
- Yo' thats gross-
by JoakoVlsc June 8, 2016
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DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.
Grafton you are such a dickFister!
by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009
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