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dickpresso 

Depressed about the lack of dick in your life.
What's wrong with you? I'm dickpresso. It's like depresso but I need dick.
dickpresso by SundazedAlien June 5, 2018
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Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016
a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode
guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing
dickpress by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

dickpressed 

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
dickpressed by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.
Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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