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Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

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Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

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The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

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a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

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when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

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Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

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