dickpresso 

Depressed about the lack of dick in your life.

What's wrong with you? I'm dickpresso. It's like depresso but I need dick.

dickpresso by SundazedAlien June 5, 2018

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

dickpress

a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

dickpress by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

dickpressed 

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

dickpressed by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017