Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick
UpsideDowner because
your penis is now on
upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick
UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike
off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its
upside down."