Up in Michigan's UP, they don'
t get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When
the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper
Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor
work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a
doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick
clean off.
Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."