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dick ups 

An inverted push up, using your hips you thrust in an upward motion. Giving you stamina & dick strength.
I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did if I didn't do my dick ups every day.
dick ups by Psych0Smil3s July 15, 2016

Dick Ups 

An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.
Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.
Dick Ups by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025

dick push-ups

when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time
John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
dick push-ups by Colin2010 October 9, 2008

Dick UpsideDowner 

Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."

dick upshit 

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.
If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.
dick upshit by Bill W April 5, 2004

big dick upset

Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.
He lost his job, dog, girlfriend, car, and house all in one day. He is definitely big dick upset.