An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.

Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.

Dick Ups by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025

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dick push-ups

when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time

John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!

dick push-ups by Colin2010 October 9, 2008

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Dick UpsideDowner

Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.

"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."

Dick UpsideDowner by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021

dick upshit

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.

If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.

dick upshit by Bill W April 5, 2004

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big dick upset

Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.

He lost his job, dog, girlfriend, car, and house all in one day. He is definitely big dick upset.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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