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Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.
Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"
by The last virgin July 21, 2009
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vagina-dick

An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that is consistent with female behavioural patterns. Men who enjoy listening to soft, sensual music, such as soulful R&B artists such as Usher, Brian McKnight and Boyz 2 Men are vagina-dicks.
"You like this song?? You're such a vagina-dick!"
by Onslaught31 May 26, 2009
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vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.
"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"
by s3x Machine December 31, 2007
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vagina dick

The state of one's penis after sex, during which it retains the smell of a woman's vagina (and latex, if applicable).
"Ew, I just scratched my balls and now my hand smells like poon."
"Have you showered since you piped your girl?"
"Nope."
"Sounds like you got that vagina dick."
by tHaKid August 17, 2014
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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dickvag

"Holy shit! That babe is really a dickvag?!"
by frostastic March 18, 2010
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dickvagass

a dick a vagina in a ass while the man in the intercourse screams oh yes daddy ooh
i just dickvagassed your girlfriend and your mum at the same time last night nighie
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