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dickvine 

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.
I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.
dickvine by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Dickmagnet 

dik-magnit -noun

1. One woman's ability to use her assets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see Slut)

2. A homosexual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.
1. Her tits and ass are hanging out so much I don't know why she wears anything, but I'd still take a piece of that any day, what a dickmagnet!

2. Look at him he's so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! Such a dickmagnet!
Dickmagnet by jamiethompsonca March 18, 2010
A penis so small it stays in looking like a small round front vagina
That man is so fat, just look at his dickagina.
Dickagina by Cjgrig01 June 3, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026