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Dick tooth 

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.
Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.
Dick tooth by ladislav77 March 9, 2022

buck tooth dick skinner 

some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off
dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner

dick toothbrush 

When she wipes the cum off her teeth with his dick.
She used my dick as a toothbrush. Like a dick toothbrush.
dick toothbrush by YouknowMe124 September 30, 2019

Dick Toothpick 

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.
Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.
Dick Toothpick by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.
Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.
toothpick-dick by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Edward Toothpick Dick 

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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