The Alaskan Bull worm

A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied

When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........

by Mistertux441 November 24, 2016

Dick Toothpick

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.

by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017

very delicious pizza snack

when a guy gives a girl a blowjob, and right before she cums, he spreads mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce over her vagina and then he eats it

when me and my girlfriend were having sex, we were role playing as chef's, so i thought I could top it off with a very delicious pizza snack

by Mistertux441 February 26, 2016