3 definitions by Mistertux441
by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017
A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........
by Mistertux441 November 24, 2016
when a guy gives a girl a blowjob, and right before she cums, he spreads mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce over her vagina and then he eats it
when me and my girlfriend were having sex, we were role playing as chef's, so i thought I could top it off with a very delicious pizza snack
by Mistertux441 February 26, 2016