toothpick-dick
A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.
toothpick-dick by Tobl1x May 3, 2022
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Edward Toothpick Dick
When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
Edward Toothpick Dick by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022
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Dick Toothpick by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017
Your dick a toothpick
Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*
Your dick a toothpick by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018
toothpickdick
To have a dick as small as a toothpick ;) (not a floss toothpick) but a pick tooth floss Ygm toothpickdick!
toothpickdick by Demi Jarratt July 23, 2014
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.