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Edward Toothpick Dick 

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”

Dick Toothpick 

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.
Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.
Dick Toothpick by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017

Your dick a toothpick 

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe
Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

toothpickdick 

To have a dick as small as a toothpick ;) (not a floss toothpick) but a pick tooth floss Ygm toothpickdick!
Eva, your dad has a toothpickdick
toothpickdick by Demi Jarratt July 23, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004