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Donk Dick
Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.
It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.
If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.
It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.
If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.
dick donkey punch
the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
dick donkey punch by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
Dick Smoking Donkey Humper
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
Dick Smoking Donkey Humper by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
sucks donkey dick
sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011
Dominican Donkey Dick
Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.
Dominican Donkey Dick by White American Girl August 4, 2022
donkey dick land
A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.
donkey dick land by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009
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