Dick-Donk

When you come up behind someone and slap your Dick on there head

P1. What happened to Stephanie? She looks so confused.
P2. Oh yeah, she got Dick-Donked.

by Kaj012 July 28, 2018

Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.

Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK

by DJ Rome January 21, 2020

dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.

i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch

by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Dominican Donkey Dick

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

I want some Dominican Donkey Dick

by White American Girl August 4, 2022

donkey dick land

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009