The residual yellowish discoloration that settles on the teeth of a person who performs copious amounts of fellatio.
For many years, I have speculated upon the reasons why her teeth were so yellow at such a young age. Then the answer hit me like a ten tontruck. She has Dick-Tooth from all of the blow J's that she has given to numerous men throughout town.
When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”