Dick splatt 

Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.

Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.

Dick splatt by Cheesebommber March 23, 2009

Dick Splatter 

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

Dick Splatter by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

Dick_Splat 

After having a wank it is the jizz stain left on walls, Desks, Beds Or Chairs.

Shit, There's a Dick_Splat in the corner of that high wall

Dick_Splat by KamikazeKats June 15, 2008

Dick Splatter 

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

Dick Splatter by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

dicksplat 

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

dicksplat by Chris January 7, 2004

dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

dicksplantion by Wildest one February 12, 2018

dicksplat 

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

dicksplat by Ian Chode September 14, 2003