Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

ClayFetish

When you have a fetish to Clayton hall

“Clay is so fucking hot holy shit... I might have a clayfetish!”

by iamatreetree December 20, 2018