Dick_Splat

After having a wank it is the jizz stain left on walls, Desks, Beds Or Chairs.

Shit, There's a Dick_Splat in the corner of that high wall

by KamikazeKats June 15, 2008

Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

Dick splatt

Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.

Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.

by Cheesebommber March 23, 2009

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

Dicksplash

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected

You f*****g dicksplash!

by Ze Lion October 6, 2003

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003