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Piss Dick 

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.
I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.
Piss Dick by angrymidget January 28, 2011

piss dick 

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.
Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!
piss dick by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

Piss dick 

When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
Piss dick by Hehehahahahahahahah January 5, 2022

Dick 'n Piss 

When you are so drunk that you can not make it to the bathroom, because of some crippling circumstance, so you are forced to open your bedroom door and piss in the hallway.
John: I HAVE TO PISS
Woody: The bathroom light is out John.
John: DAMMIT.
John opens the door and sticks his dick out and proceeds to piss in the hallway
Woody: John what the hell are you doing??
John: I'M PISSING!!!
This is referred to a Dick 'n Piss
Dick 'n Piss by dennisEX January 18, 2009

PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE 

Yes being NAKED and ready to be blown to KINGD0M CALM. as the ACTUARIAL MODEL SHOWED.

Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE. It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the [wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.

50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....

MIRROR ON YOUR MND.
His BLOOD SISTER you think they will fly her in to receive temporarily ANAL ALAN the PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE like as children 6 years young as they compared how PINK THEIR ASSH0LES were on her bed in her bedroom by throwing their missionary position legs in the air TEEMING T0GETHER STINKY AND WHEN ALAN SPREAD HIS. SHE WENT OOOH!!!! BUTT ANAL ALAN delighted in seeing her ASSH0LE and the mirror that was mounted with clear bracket screws on the outside of SHAR0N'S BEDROOM DOOR and everytime the door was slammed the screws some would loosen and not only that ALAN I WALDMAN would look at his ASS FROM the bathroom MIIROR and the mounted view SHARON'S BEDR00M door mirror she say, "your always admiring your PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN showing your NAKED ass and yourself in my mirror as come to think of it , ALAN I WALDMAN still.does it to this day, ANYBODY ELSE look at their MOUNTED VIEW.

When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.

Piss Dick 

A dick that tends to spend most of it's time pissing!
William, how long have you been in the toilet, do you have a piss dick you fucking cunt?
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