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cotton dick 

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
cotton dick by W!LL July 2, 2008

Cotton Dick 

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything
"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Cotton candy dick 

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick 

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
Cotton Headed Ninny Dick by Jojo92 December 15, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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