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Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.
Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!
Dick choke by flterbi69 June 5, 2012
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DICK CHOKE

eagerly trying to get nut to come out..lol
jesse likes to dick choke infront of his girls face..
DICK CHOKE by ISK8ANDHEADBANG April 27, 2008

choke on a dick 

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.
Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!
choke on a dick by Adrian May 25, 2007

choke on a dick 

Phrase used to express anger toward another.
damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!
choke on a dick by Emily July 27, 2004

choke on a dick musubi 

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.
Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!

choke the head off my dick 

the act of strenuous male masturbation
Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

dick chokers 

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.
every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.
dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008