Dick Wig 

Hair inadvertently wrapped around your dick.

My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.

Dick Wig by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018

Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.

Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger

Horse Dick Wigger by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

Dick Wiggles 

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.

Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.

Dick Wiggles by mjr507 January 24, 2011

dick wiggler 

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.

-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.

dick wiggler by Carcini April 9, 2017

wigger dick 

another name for a white person acting black thinking they're the shit and that they're all hard. but they're not

WD-damn foo chil or i'll kick your ass fo shizzle ya herd.
white person-fuck off wigger dick.

wigger dick by BrittneyRaye July 10, 2007

wiggle dick 

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

wigga dick

a individual person who tries so hard to act like somebody else

hey jonney that wigga dick is trying so hard to be like me and do my dance moves

wigga dick by matt pellegrini May 27, 2006