by Kimchi Slap May 01, 2019
When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
by Pumpkin Escobar October 08, 2012
Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
by PatReid October 08, 2012
The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.
John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".
by Mr. Sammm August 12, 2011
The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
by PikeTU February 12, 2018