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When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
by Pumpkin Escobar October 07, 2012
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Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
by PatReid October 07, 2012
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