dick ticklers
dick ticklers by 0mar August 20, 2003
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Dick Ticklers
Hey wife, here's £30; get yourself down the Nail Salon and get some nice shiny Dick Ticklers for tonight to keep both of us happy.
Dick Ticklers by BuckT February 23, 2022
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dick tickler
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
dick tickler by scream_clarity September 10, 2011
dick tickler
Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.
dick tickler by Ben354 June 23, 2007
Dick tickles
Dick tickles by Sick whick August 2, 2019
Dick Tickler
A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.
Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Dick Tickler by Bawlf-Man February 26, 2009
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