Definitions by Ben354
Canada
The only nation in North America (except for the oppressively-communist Cuba) where pets get better health-care than people do. Since "universal" health-care costs nothing, you get what you pay for.
ghetto hybrid
When a cash-strapped driver of a gas guzzler changes their driving habits to approach and/or rival the fuel efficiency of a legitamate hybrid vehicle like the Prius. Such behavior modification may include shutting off the vehicle at train crossings and long lights to reduce idle-times. More aggressive behavior modification may involve putting the vehicle into neutral--or even shutting off the engine altogether--when driving down a hill. Furthermore, if the driver is so inclined, it is possible to compare the marginal increase in engine RPM's and simply derive a piece-wise nonlinear regression function that can accurately pinpoint the ideal cruise speed/s for the vehicle.
Clem and Pat are waiting for Clark to arrive at the party.
Clem: Where's Clark? He left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
Pat: He's driving the ghetto hybrid.
Clem: What?!
Pat: Look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
Clem: OMG
Clem: Where's Clark? He left his place a half-hour ago and he only lives 20 minutes away.
Pat: He's driving the ghetto hybrid.
Clem: What?!
Pat: Look, the speed limit might be 70, but he prefers to drive at 51 since it adds like 5 miles to the gallon.
Clem: OMG
ghetto hybrid by Ben354 April 23, 2008
passive-directive
To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.
My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"
passive-directive by Ben354 January 3, 2008
freudian click
Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.
While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.
freudian click by Ben354 October 23, 2007
pimp parking
Bob and Fred are students at a university.
Fred: Hey I missed the first 10 minutes of lecture today. The lots were filled. You?
Bob: Nah I was pimp parking this morning.
Fred: Hey I missed the first 10 minutes of lecture today. The lots were filled. You?
Bob: Nah I was pimp parking this morning.
pimp parking by Ben354 October 22, 2007