by Canelo Cannoli June 23, 2024
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by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013
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by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009
Get the Dick Snuggles mug.Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
by Silence March 28, 2003
Get the dick smuggler mug.A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
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by LewDGreat January 5, 2021
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Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied from his sniggle-dick.
Tifa: "Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied, I know I'm not"
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by Aficianado January 9, 2022
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