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Snuggle Dick

An individual attempting to gain "high-roller status" with literally zero to no money. Someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.
Matthew: "Look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale."

Mark: "He can't even afford a pot to piss in."

Luke: "Looks like snuggle dick has his eyes on the finance office already."
Snuggle Dick by Elijah The Baptist December 13, 2013

Dick Snuggles 

A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.
Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!

dick smuggler 

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
dick smuggler by Silence March 28, 2003

Dick smugglers 

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
Dick smugglers by LewDGreat January 5, 2021

Sniggle-dick

When a persons dick is so small it is called a sniggle-dick therefore prompting someone to change their gender because they are unhappy with their size.
Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied from his sniggle-dick.
Tifa: "Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied, I know I'm not"
Cloud: "Tony needs to switch genders so that he doesn't have a sniggle-dick anymore, that way he will never worry about pleasing women"
Sniggle-dick by Aficianado January 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026