A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bardrunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
When a persons dick is so small it is called a sniggle-dick therefore prompting someone to change their gender because they are unhappy with their size.
Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied from his sniggle-dick.
Tifa: "Tony has a sexual problem and the ladies cannot get satisfied, I know I'm not"
Cloud: "Tony needs to switch genders so that he doesn't have a sniggle-dick anymore, that way he will never worry about pleasing women"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.