Dick Smash

When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash

Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash

by BrickQuad June 1, 2011

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

sashimi dick

The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.

Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.

by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

I wanna go dick hole smashing!

by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011

Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013

dicksmanship

How you handle your mighty member

Babe get ready to experience the ultimate in dicksmanship!

by Sniffy44 August 25, 2013