Dick Smash
When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash
Dick Smash by BrickQuad June 1, 2011
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Quantum Dick Smashing
The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Quantum Dick Smashing by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
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sashimi dick
The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.
sashimi dick by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015
dick hole smashing
The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.
dick hole smashing by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011
Dicksmashed
Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013
dicksmanship
dicksmanship by Sniffy44 August 25, 2013
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