When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash
by BrickQuad May 07, 2011
The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
by Tallerthanu504 February 08, 2009
The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.
by GuruMasterApprentace February 22, 2011
by wadeaaronroach February 06, 2009