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Quantum Dick Smashing 

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

dick smasher 

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.
dick smasher by Butthead December 2, 2005

sashimi dick 

The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.
Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.
sashimi dick by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

Dicksmashed 

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.
Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013

dicksmanship 

How you handle your mighty member
Babe get ready to experience the ultimate in dicksmanship!
dicksmanship by Sniffy44 August 25, 2013