dicksmashing
way better than masturbation.
dicksmashing by in4m8ion April 27, 2008
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Quantum Dick Smashing
The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Quantum Dick Smashing by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
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Dickwashing
An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping
“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018
Dicksmithing
Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!
I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.
I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.
Dicksmithing by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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