dicksmashing
way better than masturbation.
dicksmashing by in4m8ion April 27, 2008
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Quantum Dick Smashing
The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Quantum Dick Smashing by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
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Dickwashing
An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping
“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018
Dicksmithing
Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!
I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.
I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.
Dicksmithing by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.