dicksmashing 

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

dicksmashing by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

Quantum Dick Smashing 

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

Quantum Dick Smashing by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

Dickwashing 

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dicksmithing 

Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.

Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!

I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.

Dicksmithing by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014