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n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.
"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"
by Robert Ricochet September 08, 2005
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash
Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash
by BrickQuad May 07, 2011
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when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!
IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU
by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017
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