Butthead's definitions

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

eat shit and live

eat shit and live.. that way you have to taste it.
just another pleasantry for the people you care most about.

Eat shit and live, you vegan waste of space...

by butthead May 21, 2006

whore nugget

A sexual infection, or sore, growth, etc. on one's penis, or genitals

I woke up after that packer party with a massive whore nugget on my dick.

by butthead May 2, 2006

shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

by butthead May 10, 2006

shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

by butthead May 10, 2006

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005