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shirt dick 

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
shirt dick by benaud September 2, 2013

Dick Shart 

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
Dick Shart by greg9255 November 24, 2020

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dickshitwhore 

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.
courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores
Dickshitwhore by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009

dickshit 

A legitimate Indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the English-speaking world.
"Chief Minister of Delhi, Sheila Dickshit, has fallen in the line"
dickshit by gzk September 18, 2006

dickshit 

pretty much an asshole, but it's funner to say
shut up dickshit!
dickshit by saralin January 4, 2009