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Rocket Dick 

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.
"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."
Rocket Dick by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

dick rocked 

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.
Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!
dick rocked by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010

Dick Rockets 

When a person suddenly and unintentionally shoots a rocket out of his/her dick then the rocket is classified as a dickrocket
And then suddenly Jake shot multiple dick rockets out of his penis that took out the empire state building.
Dick Rockets by thedickrocketeers December 16, 2014

dick rickets 

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
dick rickets by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

rickety dick 

When a girl is so ugly your dick goes permanently limp
That girl was so ugly she gave me a bad case of rickety dick.
rickety dick by Dakota & spencer January 7, 2015

dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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