Rockets

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. This is usually seen as the holy grail of hold 'em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. Yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because 'they always get drawn out'. Chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%.

Other nicknames for Rockets include: Pocket Rockets, Aces, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Snake Eyes, Alan Alda, 4.0, Jack Daniels

Layne reraised Scotty $6000 after he peeked down at Rockets

Rockets by CooCooCoo January 28, 2006

Rockets

Another term for cigarette. Word created by spydy. Used by many.

Got any rockets in those pockets?

Rockets by Spydanator July 4, 2010

rockets

Danish brand of filter tipped cigarettes made by House of Prince. Sold in packs of 40

Pass us the Rockets please

rockets by Beanqueen September 1, 2007

Rockets

Blunts that have been rolled with half turtle and half tobacco

Those rockets last night gave me a head rush man
Dude we’re almost at the party, and you only just realized you forgot the rockets??

Rockets by mad.child October 23, 2018

Rockets on deck 

Having a throbbing erection.

Jim: Yo Mark, you see those knockers?
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.

Rockets on deck by 78332158498 June 15, 2011

Rockets Fans 

Fans of the Houston Rockets of the NBA. They are known for having an extreme bias towards their team's playstyle (which includes flopping and selling calls to get points off of free throws). They have a firm belief that James Harden and Chris Paul are the two greatest basketball players ever. When their team loses, they don't look at the fact that they played a bad game, but they blame the refs for ruining it and that the refs are biased when in reality, THEY are the biased ones.

Dude, Rockets Fans are so annoying! All they do is complain about the refs when they lose!

Rockets Fans by MichaelMiddleton88 May 15, 2019

Rockets Redglare

A dealer in New York City in the '70s. He specialized in speed and heroin, since marijuana was considered a hippie drug. He was quite known throughout the under ground for his great deals and for the fact that you could gipp him easily, because he had no common sense. One evening in the year of '77, Rockets Redglare was found at a bar with a bunch of his buddys, drinking beer. He footed the bill, which is something he never did, because he was almost always broke. One of his friends asked him where he got the money. On hearing this Rockets promptly started bragging to his friends that he killed Nancy Spungen. Yes, the same Nancy Spungen who at the time, was the girlfriend of Sid Vicious. Nancy was killed with Sid's favorite knife, that never got seperated from him. Sid was blamed for killing his girlfriend and stayed doped up on heroin for a week. At the end of the week, he and a bunch of friends had a huge party. One of Sid's friends told him that he knew of a great heroin dealer that could make him a good deal because of who he was. The dealer came to where Sid was staying and sold him some heroin. Sid took it and partyed till he dropped. The next morning he was found in the home, dead. We now know that what was given to Sid was a hot shot. Rockets Redglare was later reported to have comitted suicide.

R.I.P. Sid

We know the truth.

Rockets Redglare by Freak Face May 6, 2005