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Mallet Dick 

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.
Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button
Mallet Dick by #Splashback March 19, 2015
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dickmallet 

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
dickmallet by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Dickmullet 

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.
Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-
Dickmullet by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026