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Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
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dick massager
1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.
2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.
2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
dick massager by dick massager November 18, 2009
Dick Messages
This would usually have connotations of a Dick Pic, however, it is not. In reality, a Dick Message is when you send three messages on a row which resemble that of a dick and balls.
Ben: I couldn’t stop laughing last night after Jeremy pointed out I kept replying to him in Dick Messages.
Dick Messages by will-tryers April 3, 2019
massager dick
A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.
Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.
massager dick by LeNair Xavier February 25, 2023
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