Dick Hurt 

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

Dick Hurt by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

Dick hurt 

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

Dick hurt by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

Dick Hurt 

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

Dick Hurt by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Dick-hurt 

That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.

Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.

Dick-hurt by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

My Dick Hurts 

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.

Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!

My Dick Hurts by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016

Dickhurt 

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.

"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?

Dickhurt by italianstallion1234 May 26, 2012