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Dick hurt 

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.
Dick hurt by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020

Dick Hurt 

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.
How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!
Dick Hurt by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Dick-hurt 

That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.
Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
Dick-hurt by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

My Dick Hurts 

Means you are in a foul mood, angry.
Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
My Dick Hurts by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 11, 2016

Dickhurt 

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.
"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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