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dickhurt 

the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.
She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.
dickhurt by Neologically March 6, 2019

dickhurt 

(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.
The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 can’t keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.
dickhurt by Btwitsjennifer June 4, 2018

Dickhurt 

When your friend stresses you out.
"Emma, stop threatening suicide. You're giving me Dickhurt"
Dickhurt by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018

Dickhurt 

I clearly didn’t want to buy but he kept giving me the dickhurt anyway.
Dickhurt by GSMCEO February 8, 2023

Dickhudt 

The metaphorical act of putting something on the shelf
Let's Dickhudt that for a moment
Dickhudt by Evcaleb July 9, 2009

Madame Dickherts 

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.
Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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