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Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to
Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
Dick Hogger by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011
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Dick Huggers 

A pair of tight fitting speedos, worn by men, of course. Also known as budgie smugglers.
Jack wore his dick huggers down the beach, much to the horror of all concerned.
Dick Huggers by WhiteShadow January 6, 2004

Dick Hugger 

similar to the film of aliens where a mans penis is that large that it envelops a womens face trying to spread its seed down her throat.or a very very gay person holding a guys penis.
Most hardcore porn andy:that guy over there is such a DICK HUGGER!!
Dick Hugger by BACON August 14, 2004

Dick Huggers 

I hope you's bringin' some dick huggers with you
I need KY 'cause yo dick huggers is TOO tight!

dick-hugger 

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.
My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"
dick-hugger by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

Dick hugger 

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy
Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip
Dick hugger by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023

dick hugger 

A girl who cannot let go of a certain guy she used to date or be intimate with, even she is already in another relationship.
Bro, your girl is best friends with her former lover? She's a dick hugger - she can't let him go.
dick hugger by Kloovkalush September 26, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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