2 definition by Oliver Woodstock

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a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to
Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
by Oliver Woodstock October 15, 2011

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What guys use to get you to look over the fact that they're being total and complete assholes
Man: Talking to you is so frustrating
Woman: Wow that was a jerk move
Man: It was brutal honesty, babe.

Woman: Oh okay, never mind then! :D
by Oliver Woodstock October 13, 2011

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