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Gas Station Dick 

Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
Gas Station Dick by Fwigs April 29, 2024

dick-gasm 

A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.
I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!
dick-gasm by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
When you look in the toilet and your piss is cloudy and or non transparent.
Rodger: Oh fuck! Am I okay I just had a case of dickgas!
dickgas by gbun April 19, 2024

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026