by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015
Get the dick faced mug.The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"
"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"
by Eskimo November 26, 2007
Get the dick faced mug.Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.
by Fritztafer January 18, 2009
Get the Dick faced mother fucker mug.a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
Get the dick faced cockmaster mug.An ugly bitch
by #NGA March 8, 2017
Get the Dick faced bitch mug.by sheezy boy February 14, 2003
Get the dick faced cockmaster mug.something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
Get the dick faced fucking cunt mug.