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dick duster 

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.
when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.
dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Dick Duster 

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.
My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick
Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

Dick Duster 

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.
Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

three corner dick duster 

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual
Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!
three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009

dick duster 

A gay man's soul patch. This tuft of hair just below the lower lip will dust the bottom shaft of any cock that happens to be insertered in the gay man's mouth.

See {dick broom]
dick duster by Big Ern December 31, 2004

Dick Duster 

A young woman that sleeps with older men, basically dusting off their cobwebbed crotches before hitting the grave
Practically all the Playboy bunnies end up as a dick duster
Dick Duster by claire2011 August 25, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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