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Dick Dong 

a person who drives all over the road
“Hey watch where your driving you dick dong!”
Dick Dong by cdawg222222222 March 20, 2021

Dick Dong Ditch 

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.
Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

flying Dick Dong 

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.
If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!
flying Dick Dong by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

ding dong dick 

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex
Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!

Ding-dong dick me down 

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.

Ding Dong Dick 

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
Ding Dong Dick by Inside man July 15, 2013
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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