Dick Dong

Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.

Stop being such a fucking dick dong...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Dick Dong

a person who drives all over the road

“Hey watch where your driving you dick dong!”

by cdawg222222222 March 20, 2021

Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016

ding dong dick

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex

Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008

Ding Dong Dick

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.

I went over to her house to play ding dong dick

by Inside man July 15, 2013

Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022