Don got pissed when he lost at cards so he turned the pot into dick dollars by pulling his junk out and rubbing it all over the money on the table.
by Turnitupto11 August 6, 2016
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She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.
by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010
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Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"
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by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017
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Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.
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