Diarrhetus 

Diarrhea caused by consuming too many sugary foods, like candy.

I gotta lay off the Halloween candy, I'm gonna end up with the Diarrhetus.

Diarrhetus by rat shark November 4, 2020

diarrheets 

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

diarrheets by newsvava February 9, 2009

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre 

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

diarrhetoric 

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.

When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.

diarrhetoric by nygenxer February 11, 2010

diarrheus 

Adj.

1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea.

2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea.
2a. liquidy, smelly, gross.

3. Containing some or many of the symptons of diarrhea.

1. That shit was diarrheus.

2. That beef stew looks quite diarrheus.

3. That last fart made me feel diarrheus.

diarrheus by Seppuko November 29, 2005

diarruptus 

When you are so sick you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

Eating that mexican pizza gave me diarruptus. I had to scrub the bathroom walls.

diarruptus by AnglHuntr October 7, 2009

Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009