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Diarrhetes 

Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.

Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.
Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!

diarrheets 

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

diarrheets by newsvava February 9, 2009

Diarrhate 

When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.

When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
I ran to the toilet and experienced the worst diarrhate of all time.
Diarrhate by egstrangehart July 27, 2017

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre 

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

diarrhetoric 

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.
When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.
diarrhetoric by nygenxer February 11, 2010

diarrheus 

Adj.

1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea.

2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea.
2a. liquidy, smelly, gross.

3. Containing some or many of the symptons of diarrhea.
1. That shit was diarrheus.

2. That beef stew looks quite diarrheus.

3. That last fart made me feel diarrheus.
diarrheus by Seppuko November 29, 2005
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