Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020

diarrheets

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

by newsvava February 9, 2009

Diarreeces

The act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty Reece's cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties.

I fucking hate everybody I work with so I brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room

by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016

Diarrhetes

A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.

"Every time I eat at Chili's I get diarrhetes."

by J Skids August 3, 2009

Diarretes

Diarrhea + Diabetes = Diarretes.

When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.

Gronk: "Where's Diabetes Tim?"
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."

by yoursmart June 11, 2017

diarrheabetes

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

Diarrheaness

To do something while dropping, taking, taking, or detonating diarrhea.

Harry thanked Joel with great diarrheaness

by TheCameraMan April 16, 2020