Diarrheetes
the Greek goddess of dysentery
Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.
Diarrheetes by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020
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diarrheets
Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
diarrheets by newsvava February 9, 2009
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Diarreeces
The act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty Reece's cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties.
I fucking hate everybody I work with so I brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room
Diarreeces by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016
Diarrhetes
A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.
Diarrhetes by J Skids August 3, 2009
Diarretes
Diarrhea + Diabetes = Diarretes.
When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.
diarrheabetes
Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"
diarrheabetes by Axhibeck November 27, 2013
Diarrheaness
Diarrheaness by TheCameraMan April 16, 2020
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