Dewis 

A perfect being. The human equivalent of an orgasm. Dewis is the only thing in this universe that can create euphoria throughout the world. In short, Dewis is the living embodiment of perfection.

He one upped God. He can only be described as a Dewis!

Dewis by DallasChicken January 22, 2021

Dewis 

A chubby Down syndrome named Lewis who is born not able to reach 5 ft tall. Usually has a MILF for a mom

Dewis is just utterly retarded

Dewis by Flying Gorilla69 December 10, 2019

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

deisian 

a student at Brandeis University that does most of the following:

- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957

"Check out that kid running into the castle."

"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"

"Yeah, the one singing."

deisian by einstein1957 November 8, 2009

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

Deist 

A deist is somebody who believes in a god or higher power, but believes humans have not identified this higher power or god. In other words, all organized religion is almost definitely false, according to deists. Deists technically are embracing an argument from ignorance. However, this is different from a typical argument from ignorance, because the premise is very different. For example, a deist will propose there must be an original creator of existence because, if you follow the logic of a god's existence, you must forever continue asking "who created god? Who created the creator of that God? Etc."

Deism is basically a "first cause" proposition, meaning they believe in a higher power or a god creating the universe, but this higher power/god must necessarily transcend time itself, because everything we know inside of time follows the basic laws of time (having a beginning and end). But, if everything has a beginning, there is never a true beginning of existence itself. That true beginning must have a higher power (or a god). Something without a beginning (transcending time itself) must have formed the universe, ultimately, even if there were previous universes that spawned our current universe in which we live.

A deist is someone who believes in science and reason, like atheists, but also believes in a first cause or higher power.

Deist by misunderstood deist August 2, 2018

Deisi

Deisi is a nice,sweatheart person she care for other even though sometimes she goes through stuff.She will always be by your side and her eyes when you look at them you will fall in love with her she couldbarely show that she cares but she really does care she will only show it if she really has to show it and she is also one of a kind so hang on to her an don't let her go because she is one loyal person

Damn that girl is pretty but I want a girl that is such a deisi

Deisi by Loyalpplrthebest April 15, 2019