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Devon W. 

Have u ever jumped in cold water and experienced that shock that goes through your body once you hit the surface?Thats wat it feels like to meet Devon.To this day every time i see him, he takes my breath away.To be loved by Devon is the most beautiful feeling.To be hurt by Devon is enough to kill you.Courage, honor, and bravery are wat he's all about.Ther could never be a more wonderful man on the face of this earth and I'll love him until the day i die.Sometimes he hurts me and when he does it feels like life has ended.My world revolves around his love and his actions towards me.His words of anger send knives through my heart;his words of love send the butterflies in my stomach dancing for joy.I wish he could understand what he does to me.He's my hero and my enemy;he's my best friend and the one I fear the most. Devon is a powerful person but does he realize it?Does he kno that I look up to him when my life is falling apart?Does he know that I count on him to pick up the pieces when my fragile heart is broken?Devon is strong and loving but not always aware of his actions and the effects they have on others--especially me.To love Devon is to take on the ocean:you never know what will be thrown your way.Loving him is a mystery. Sometimes a mystery that scares me and sometimes a mystery that has me captivated.Despite Devon's faults,he is the most worth while person to know.No can measure up to him.He's my hero,my love,my superman.I love u Devon.And that's a fact.
Devon W.: the love of my life
Devon W. by DevonsAngel January 24, 2010
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Devon walker

A kind of adulterer that has a husband but takes her ring off when she goes to work as a receptionist
Yo that Devon walker gave me a fire blowjob, but I heard she has a husband
Devon walker by Maverick999 May 19, 2021

devon wedge 

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider
'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!
devon wedge by Tony-bob January 22, 2014

Devon Wheeler 

Devon Wheeler is a guy who lost his life way too soon in 2016. He was loved by many.
Devon Wheeler was the best at hunting. Man, I'll sure miss him.
Devon Wheeler by irwinpenguin13 November 13, 2016

Devon Williams

I live in Owosso and I love to eat poop. Poop is my favorite type of thing to eat. I also like getting pooped on my chest. It feels sooooo good.
"Hi my name is Devon. WIll you poop on my chest?"

Devon White 

Devon White is a the worst baseball player of all time. White won two World Series and five Gold Gloves with the Toronto Blue Jays. With a .336 batting average in his post-season career for the Blue Jays, compared to a .270 regular season average with Toronto, White consistently upped his game to help Toronto reach playoff success.
Devon White is a bad baseball player
Devon White by News Reporter May 18, 2008

Devon Whitty 

WHAT AN AMAZING PERSON.
shes like absolutely amazing, AND shes a frickenn super star singer!
everyone thinks shes lovely!!
Devon Whitty by 555sweeeeet July 26, 2009
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