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Devolution7 

One who murders innocent stuffed toys as a method of relieving stress.
Dude, stop being such a Devolution7 and leave that teddy bear alone!
Devolution7 by Parrot Man November 20, 2003
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devoslution 

The backward evolution of the educational system in the United States of America. Devoslution is anti-science and pro-pinhead.
My daughter thinks the world is flat because of devoslution.
Through devoslution my children now believe they were hatched from eggs.

devolution

The act of reverse evolution. This word has been coined by the band "Devo". Devolution is a process which mankind is permanently engaged in, and is irreversable. There's nothing one can do about it, so enjoy the ride.
The "election" of George W. Bush is proof of devolution.
devolution by Rich Anderson December 17, 2003

Devilution 

An evolution of an evening whereby events spiral to a level where good people do bad things, usually regretted the next day, and generally inspired by one person being the group devil who likes to reak havoc.

There is a random probability that an evening ends this way, 50/50 usually determined on a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.

Therefore Devilution is the random probability of good being evil and evil being good. Usually determined by a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.
In a world where there are only two kinds of people, Devils and Saints a classic devilution of an evening is a Saint behaving like a Devil or vice versa. More than likely there is alcohol involved and events can be more pronounced on evenings such as Rapture where the pending end of the world determines the coin toss, on nights such as this there is a direct correlation between devilution and apocalyptic sex.
There is always a 50/50 chance of a Devilution not occurring, this ratio is determined by the toss of a coin.
When one wakes the next day they use hopium to convince themselves they haven't done anything bad.
Events are more pronounced if there is a hotness hypnosis situation occurring between two parties.
Devilution by Devil72 October 31, 2011

devolution

The act of evolving, just backwards.
apple came out with some sort of strap for airpods.. now that my friends, is devolution.
devolution by Udjwkdjsks May 8, 2020

Desolution 

A word alteration of desolation - means not only despair,despondency and melancholy,but also that such despair has no solution - hence,de-solution.
Hence a desolation that will remain the same.Goddamit.
Doth desolution marks thy heart too,love?”
Desolution by BlackSnakeMoans December 4, 2018

Devolution

The act of evolving away from the stigma of the world and into your own person.

With all the pressure in the world to follow the main stream, it’s a great reminder that we are all unique and our own person.

The biggest thing to remember is to always spread kindness and acceptance during your time of chance. Be the person you wish you had in your time of need.

Becoming your self and being happier with yourself creates a little more happiness in the world. And that happiness is spread one more person at a time.

Happiness one soul at a time.
“I will be joining the devolution movement.”
“Have you seen Aeir’s Devolution?”
Devolution by Æir April 15, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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