Deucester 

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.

I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester

Deucester by Lirius December 5, 2003

Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

Deuceberg 

(doose-berg)

-noun

1. a large floating mass of shit, detached from the anus, and floating adrift in the toilet.
2. When your turd is sufficiently buoyant to expose a small portion of itself above the surface of the water, leaving the rest of the turd below the surface.

There's a deuceberg loose in the women's room big enough to sink the Titanic.

Deuceberg by Wilson Jason January 13, 2011

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

DeFester 

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan

This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.

DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006

Deucetron 

A shit the size of a jumbotron television screen that when flushed will most likely based on physics cause an overflow of water and contents onto the floor.

Better call the plumber, the deucetron i took this morning clogged up the toilet again.

Deucetron by redux saints January 12, 2022

douchster 

The new breed of douchebag. A douchebag that wanna be a hipster because hipsters are now mainstream.

There is too much douchsters in here. Muscles, tribal tatoos and hispter glasses.

douchster by KFA22 February 20, 2011